Extreme Rant Vol I Ch 2 :P .... is it too late for a rant?

i was thinking-ranting today... and i thought i'd put it into my blog... but then i just forgot it all... so here's a brand new rant! (i envy my readers!!)

life is like a pair of white shoes... i reely dont know where ime going with this...

sometimes i like to think about what the world was like before it was important to keep count of the seconds left for the earth to turn once around and do the hokey pokey. An age when philosophy was just called confusion, when people never really reflected on the soul, spirit blah blah blah...
it's kind of hard to imagine for our egoistic generation (shush!) because obviously, WE KNOW so much more than they did... we can tell the difference between a monocot and a dicot plant! SO THERE!! stupid ignorant stone-age-people!

Those stone-age-people musta been one really confused bunch of people... try to imagine waking up one day and something clicks in you head telling you that you are hungry and the smell of poo is bad and not good. you look around... and all the other stone age people are looking at their poo with a confused expression on their faces...
and so progress is born... today the whole stone-age-people race have come to a universal understanding that poo smells yucky...and so the first poo-ly migration has begun down to the great river so that they can all wash their asses...

and as the stone-age-people live on... they learn about birth... death... pain... suffering... love... hate... and they develope emotions... they are thinking constantly in a language that only they understand... words are alien to them (again, a bit hard to imagine)...

soon people identified with bananas as good and poison ivy as bad... the word reaches every land far and wide... the wierd yellow thing that grows on the wierd long brown thing with green things on top of it is called a BANANA! weeeeeeeee.... and so a trend of banana eating developes... apples, lemons, guavas, oranges all follow suit... at first people identify these sweet edibles as the slurpy sound made when one eats it... refining over time made it an 'f' sound... and more refining came to the final product - 'fruit' (Somehow :S)

And life goes on... progress... blah blah blah....until we reach the stage where there are two "gentlemen" sitting across each other at a "table" on the "porch" on the "front lawn" asking each other if they would want another "cupa tea?".

wierd... how things turn out...

p.s this is completely out of my head so probably nobody will agree with it... so don't try to agree or disagree... just read it and tell me what you think. Also there are a lot of loop-holes in my made up theory... thats because it is made up.